January 2012
1 post
December 2011
6 posts
elijahlain asked: bit[.]ly/t5YTYG -- Take out the brackets~
Innstruckshuns.
About a year ago, a dear friend of mine asked me a few questions pertaining to native African animals and proper etiquette tips for when you encounter them. As we approach the holiday season, I feel this is appropriate to share. The conversation went as follows:
“Hippopotamus… your thoughts?”
“Certainly. Every hippopotamus is ambidextrous, as I’m sure you know....
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
0 posts
Whoodees.
There’s something remarkably energizing about getting a new comfortable hoodie. The excitement factor I experience is rather akin to that of the owner of one’s first home or car, as I imagine it. You see, you might not understand just how dear certain items of clothing become to me simply by virtue of comfort, fluffiness, softness, color, scent, etc. But hoodies… there’s...
August 2011
4 posts
Newbeh.
After exposure to far too many rant sessions by self-appointed Tumblr advertisement agents, here I am! We’ll see how this goes.